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We've officially reached two years!!! 

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!

Thank you to everyone who read (or pretended to) the blog for this long. I'm not the best at updating and posting so I appreciate the love all the same. I know that last year I made quite the cow-pedia post to celebrate 1 year so it'll be tough to beat. This year I've decided to celebrate with fictional cows. We should also learn to embrace the non-existent, unrealistic parts of the cattle too! 

If this is perchance your first foray into my blog, this both a true and false depiction of the content I make. 


*Honorable mention to special somebody I found before we start....


This absolute diva over here is none other than 🎉Millie the cow 🎉My cartoon twin. If I had never ventured onto this strange Wikipedia/fandom wiki search I might never have crossed paths with her. She's spectacular. 


1. Benny (from Dora the Explorer)


Now, Benny here is a bull but we don't (usually) discriminate so it's all good.

2. Clarabelle Cow



We're celebrating two years so of course the second (and technically first) cow is the icon herself- Miss Clarabelle Cow. Known for being Minnie Mouse's friend, her bows, and at some point in the Mickey Mouse canon, as a gossip columnist. She's done it all!

If you thought I was going to list all the cartoon cows from A-Z like last time, unfortunately there aren't enough cows or letters to do so. Maybe next time. I'm thinking of ranking different types of milk for year 3. Suggestions are welcome!

The end.

This is perhaps my shortest post ;)

Thank you for reading this (if you had the patience to read all of this) and just for reading the blog in general!

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